NORTH POLE POLICE DEPARTMENT IS REQUESTING WE ATTEMPT TO LOCATE A VEHICLE COMING FROM THE NORTHERLY DIRECTION AND BELIEVED TO BE HEADING TOWARDS OUR COUNTY.
SUSPECT VEHICLE IS A LARGE SLEIGH GUIDED BY A RED NOSE REINDEER KNOWN ONLY AS RUDOLPH. RUDOLPH IS FOLLOWED BY 8 TINY REINDEER. PLATE ON THE VEHICLE IS PERSONALIZED PLATE “NOEL1”, N-NORA, O-OCEAN, E-EDWARD, L-LINCOLN, ONE.
THE DRIVER IDENTIFIES HIMSELF AS SANTA CLAUS. ALSO KNOWN AS ST. NICK AND KRIS KRINGLE. SUBJ IS DESCRIBED AS A WHITE MALE, LARGE AND JOLLY, ROSY RED CHEEKS, AND A NOSE LIKE A CHERRY. WHITE HAIR AND A LONG WHITE BEARD. LAST SEEN WEARING A RED SUIT WITH WHITE FUR TRIM, A BLACK BELT, AND BLACK BOOTS. HE WAS SEEN CARRYING A LARGE RED BAG FILLED WITH TOYS AND HAD A LONG LIST OF NAMES IN HAND OF GOOD GIRLS AND BOYS. SUBJ HAS BEEN SEEN MAKING ENTRY INTO NUMEROUS RESIDENCES, POSSIBLY THROUGH THE CHIMNEY. SUSPECT WAS HEARD LEAVING EACH LOCATION SHOUTING “MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT.”
IF LOCATED, NORTH POLE POLICE DEPARTMENT AND CHILDREN EVERYWHERE ARE REQUESTING THAT HE BE SENT ON HIS WAY, FOR HE HAS GOOD WILL AND CHEER TO SPREAD ALL THROUGHOUT THE LAND.
